Our time in Thailand brought to you by: Traveller’s Diarrhea
Want to drop a few pounds and aren’t afraid of a little self-loathing, liquid shame, or searing pain in places you’d rather not name? Then just call our toll-free number or pick up your nearest shady-looking coconut shake and let the NON-STOP adventure begin. All this can be yours for a mere 37... and counting… payments of loss of bowel control and a one-week fee of your will to live. Certain lucky customers may also qualify for multiple packs of oral rehydration salts and Imodium. Don’t wait! Representatives are standing by at your nearest street food cart. And restaurant. And peanut butter sandwich that you made your damn self. Seriously, we don’t know what we’re doing wrong anymore.*
Traveller’s Diarrhea: every paradise a port-o-potty
*a note for worried parents, everything’s fine now- just needed to laugh at our misery and thought we’d share the joy with all of you
